this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said “psyche” while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you
don’t take yourself too seriously. if you’re playing solitaire, a game against yourself, there’s no harm in making it easier for yourself.
i got my hearing aides today, and it astounds me what people don’t talk about. they talk about the sound of the rain, or a creaky door, but not the sound of pouring milk in a glass, or the sound of a hedgehog eating, or the sound of carbonation.
genuinely just. make up your own explanation for the universe. i make up gods on the daily to explain the little things, and when im hurt or need help, i toss a prayer out into the universe. they’re not real, i know that, but they’re a good scapegoat for my problems.
it doesn’t have to be chuck e cheese, just somewhere that brought you joy as a kid. somewhere you felt unbridled joy. someplace childhood felt potent, where you let yourself be a kid.
sometimes you just gotta let yourself go braindead. staring at a wall helps.
[ID: Screenshot of an anon ask that reads: wtf do you mean ‘these are all genuine.’ End ID]
Ok, most of this is pretty cool, but I want y'all to REALLY appreciate how good this dude is at running against an invisible wall. That is fucking spectacular.
